Recently I fell in love with a Mukiga Girl
(Hereinafter referred to as Mukiga Girl 1). After falling in love with Mukiga
Girl 1, another Mukiga girl fell in love with me (Hereinafter referred to as
Mukiga Girl 2).
Perhaps Mukiga Girl 2 had always had a
crush on me but it’s just a couple of months ago or so that I learnt of her
predicament. I call it a predicament because the worst thing that can happen to
a daughter of Eve is for her to have a crush on a son of Adam as cantankerous
as Musumba Zak. Honestly I feel sorry for that girl.
Interestingly, even my new editor is a
Mukiga Lady or so I suppose. (I will not use the word “girl” in reference to
her because she is the editor and she may throw out my article just on that
ground alone.) Hi Editor. What’s up? And now that I speak of my new editor, it
reminds me of the fact that even my old editor was a Mukiga as well.
So you see. My life revolves around Bakiga
girls these days. If I am not receiving a call from my Mukiga editor or Mukiga girl
2, I am busy calling Mukiga girl 1. Or
if I am not writing an article for my Mukiga Editor, I am somewhere hobnobbing
with my Mukiga girl 1, whispering sweet nothings into her ears.
Therefore, forget the stereotypes of sijuyi
Bakiga girls are aggressive and antagonistic, not the ones whom I know. Even
for that Mukiga girl 2 who had a crush on me, I did not ignore her interesting
confessions because she would be a terrible choice for me. In fact if I still
had some space for love in my heart, I would not hesitate to heed to her
requests. But unfortunately, I had already committed to Mukiga girl 1.
You know as a lawyer who is concerned about
justice I have to dispense justice even in matters of love. Under the law,
specifically the subject of equity, it is said that where there are two equal
equities, the first in time prevails. In a lay man’s language and in a case
such as the one that I have to deal with, it means that since I fell in love with
Mukiga girl 1 before Mukiga Girl 2 purported to be in love with me, I have to
prioritise the interests of Mukiga 1 over and above those of Mukiga Girl 2 because
the love-equity of Mukiga Giril 1 was the first in time and must therefore
prevail.
But another lawyer is about to protest and
argue that justice should be dispensed without undue regard to technicalities.
In other words that crook is suggesting that I should consider both girls such
that the one who serves me with tastier delicacies of affection, the same will
have me for a lifetime commitment. Mbu
after all I am not married to Mukiga Girl 1, and that I am just excited about being
in love with Mukiga Girl 1. Mbu I am
not even sure whether I will marry her and that I should therefore not waste my
chances or else I will regret in future.
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