My name is Zakaria
a.k.a Zaake, Zakayo or any other name that you may baptize me with in an
attempt to twist my not so beautiful name. Just for the record I am not in any
way related to or even a descendant of the legendary Zakaria Kisingiri of the
1900 agreement fame and neither am I related to the famous Zakayo of the Zoo. I
am just Zakaria a simple man with a simple profile: single, a hunk and
searching for a sexy and gorgeous Sugar Mummy.
I am well aware that some of you when I talk of a sugar mummy,
you envision but a huge piece of a wrinkled woman meanly cocooning in a
relatively inadequate Premio and peeping with lustful eyes at young and endowed
campus boys through a tinted window. Now that is not the kind of sugar mummy I
am searching for. Era if you are that kind of sugar mummy and you are reading
this with hope there is no reason why you should continue reading this. The
last thing I can ever stand is to date a babe who is not portable. Not even
when she is a sugar mummy. To be honest I need something portable.
The Sugar Mummy of my dreams should be that small, slender
and sexy babe with boobs as youthful as those of a teenager; standing straight
on her chest like two mangoes and pointing at me like they are about to shoot
me down. Obviously, some Sugar Mummies will complain since most of their boobs
are no longer anything to write home about. But then whether they complain or
not, I do not give a shit about what the hell their complaints are. They should
remember that we are not so many hunks in this country and so this is probably
the best offer they can ever get from a hunk.
Besides, there are so many boob fixers in and about Kampala
and any Sugar Mummy worth her salt should find no problem employing the
services of some of these self styled boob fixers. They can do just anything
with boobs ranging right from enlarging them to sizes of udders of Dairy cows
to reducing those that are the size of udders to the sizes that I cherish. And
please do not ask me how, just go to those guys and have those large boobs of
yours fixed before you can ever dream of having hunks like me in your bosom.
Therefore, just in case you are a sugar mummy and have the
kind of boobs that I cherish, whether natural of fixed just contact me through
my email. But then just a word of caution, just in case I find out that you
have viruses like some of your colleagues that are looking for young men to
share their viruses with, I will not hesitate to slaughter you and send you to
hell with your viruses.
